Because nothing says “emotionally stable father figure” like slapping googly eyes on a banana at 7AM. This pocket-sized tin of 150 eyeballs lets Dad bring everyday objects to life—so now even the remote control can judge your life choices.

Why get Dad Apple AirPods when you can get him a banana phone? This Bluetooth-enabled fruit connects to his smartphone, letting him chat away while everyone around questions his sanity. Bonus: 1% of proceeds go to gorilla conservation—so he’s not just monkeying around; he’s saving them too.

He’s already telling bad jokes—now he has over 300 more. This book is the ultimate dad arsenal: a cringe-inducing collection of puns, groaners, and eye-rolls that will make you question why you ever gave him a platform. Guaranteed to make him laugh. Guaranteed to make you walk out of the room.

This hilarious set of imbossed pens is perfect for the father that is giving “dad joke energy,” but can never remember how it goes. Each one features a classic dad joke (and punchline), ensuring that his groan-worthy humor is (literally) always at hand. He’ll be cracking jokes and crossing off his to-do list with a smile.

Finally, the gift Dad never asked for but will absolutely abuse. These disturbingly detailed finger-sized chicken feet turn his hands into clucking nightmares. Great for pecking at the remote, scratching his head thoughtfully, or silently judging your life choices across the dinner table.

For the dad who believes multitasking means combining bathroom breaks with golf practice, the Potty Putter is his new throne-side companion. This mini-golf set turns his bathroom into a putting green, ensuring that no moment is wasted—even the most private ones. Complete with a putting mat, mini club, two balls, and a “Do Not Disturb” sign, it’s the perfect gift for the man who truly has everything, including questionable time management skills.

What do you get the dad who already thinks he’s a pop culture icon? A collectible version of himself, obviously. With Funko’s custom builder, you can immortalize Dad in 4 inches of plastic glory—complete with cargo shorts, grill tongs, and the smirk of a man who just told a joke about gas station hot dogs. It’s the perfect gift for the father who loves being the main character… even if he’s mostly just talking to the dog.

For the dad who thinks his jokes are timeless, this book proves that medieval humor was just as bizarre. Packed with peculiar illustrations and questionable advice from the Middle Ages, it’s a hilarious journey through history’s oddities. From naming your dog “Garlik” to surviving dragon encounters, it’s the perfect read for the father who appreciates the truly weird.

Finally, a pair of socks that honors Dad’s true legacy. These soft, comfy socks deliver the perfect punchline with every step. Great for Father’s Day or any day he needs a reminder that we know what the “World’s Best Father” trophy really says.

For the dad who claims he wants “nothing” for Father’s Day, take him at his word with this hilarious gag gift. The “Bag of Nothing” is exactly that – a clear plastic bag with a label that reads, “A BAG OF NOTHING. Whether he’s a master of dad jokes or just hard to shop for, this gift delivers a laugh and a light-hearted reminder to be careful what he wishes for.